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The Lamest Super Power Ever
As a kid I had always wanted to have super powers. I would dream of what it would be like to be able to fly, be invisible or have super human strength. I was absolutely certain that I would develop a...
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Lessons In Landscaping Learned The Hard Way – True Stories From 1995 Lawn Boy
If your boss is drunk by lunch time and you are the one chosen to run to the store to buy him more beer, you had better make it snappy or your drunk boss will get very angry. In fact, he may scream...
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Lessons In Landscaping Learned The Hard Way – True Stories From 1995 Lawn Boy
If your boss is drunk by lunch and demands to have sunscreen rubbed on his drunken back, don’t laugh at the poor sap that get’s stuck doing it and call him “Lotion Boy”. One day “Lotion Boy” is going...
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My Wife’s Cat’s Idea Of An April Fools Joke
I had fallen asleep in bed the night before April 1st while petting the cat as she was curled up beside me. I was awakened in the morning by a barrage of meowing. I wiped the sleep from my eyes, got...
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Hey Bob! Am I Fired?
“Hey Bob! Am I fired?” It was the first thing out of his mouth every morning. “No your not fired, and it’s pronounced boss.” I responded every morning, rolling my eyes in frustration. He had been my...
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Lessons In Landscaping Learned The Hard Way – True Stories From 1995 Lawn Boy
If your boss is drunk by lunch and invites himself on vacation with you to your buddy’s cabin and insists on going no matter what you say, here is some advice. Tell him he can go with you and that you...
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Lactose Intolerance
Customer: Excuse me sir, I am very thirsty for milk and I cannot seem to find your dairy section. Clerk : That’s because earlier today we had a milk explosion and it took out the entire dairy section...
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Daddy Daughter Dance
The other night I had the pleasure of escorting my 6 year old daughter to the daddy daughter dance. I was unaware that the dance was a 50′s themed sock hop and showed up in my shirt and tie accompanied...
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Lessons In Office Etiquette Learned The Hard Way – Mostly True Stories From...
The other day, a coworker told me that he was about to “drop some knowledge” on me. Never being a fan of having things dropped on me, I got the Hell out of there and fast. The next time I saw my...
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Rest Area Unrest
I was forty-five minutes into my hour and a half drive to work when my insides presented me with 2 options. 1 – Find a bathroom very quickly and empty their contents in a public restroom of some kind....
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That Sounds Made Up
Someone once told me, “You can’t drive forward while looking in the rear view mirror.” “NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT I CAN’T DO!!” I yelled and stormed out the nearest door. Once I found my way out of the...
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Who Moved My Zzzzzz?
It had come to my attention that, every morning, someone was replacing my regular bed with a more comfortable bed just before my alarm clock went off. If this were not bad enough, they were also moving...
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What’s In Your Attic?
I was going about my business today when I noticed blood dripping from my ceiling. I immediately began to freak out thinking that there was a dead body in my attic. I frantically located everyone in my...
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Recognition
I was very proud to have been invited to a meeting with a few hundred of my coworkers to be recognized for my hard work and dedication after a record sales year in the great company I worked for. Now I...
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Sometimes I feel like somebody is watching me
Every once in a while I get the feeling that someone is watching me. It is usually when I am not doing anything of interest so I think that whoever is watching me must be really bored. When that...
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My thoughts on Thunder
When I was a kid, I always thought that thunder was actually God moving around his furniture and lightning was static electricity from God dragging his feet on his carpet. I was like “What the heck...
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Memories
Sometimes I will get to thinking about stuff that happened a long time ago and the details are a little foggy so I start filling in the blanks with super cool details. But then at the end of the story...
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